nah, picard meets kirk, data starts cussing, guinan seems more powerful than Q * Hauke lights a firecracker .. looks around .. and throws it under Hauke's chair... oops... * Hauke runs away and hides..KAAAAAA-BBBLEEEEWWWWIEEEE!! ouch... Whoops! lemme try that again...... * Hauke lights a firecracker .. looks around .. and throws it under Curelach's chair... * Hauke runs away and hides.. KAAAAAA-BBBLEEEEWWWWIEEEE!! * Curelach looks frantically for the fire extinguisher. * ^glory^ cracks up <^glory^> Next: the elephant. * Hauke smells smoke and burning hair behind him... * kngfan apologizes to hauke and fillets the salmon for him instead the whales one was still the best one Definitely. * Hauke accepts the apology and offers to share the dead fish with anyone who thinks they're hungry... i liked the god one, too. (i'm the only one, though) <^glory^> what's "the god one"? oh, god_movie, ST, nevermind *doh* kill: The god one, right, when that dude takes over the ship to try to find god? <^glory^> yep, and ah do berlieve he finds it, too when the Enterprise is hijacked by the.... ?? i waited in line for 6 hours in the cold for the first ST movie DAMN! Now I really wish I had that disk in place * Curelach slavers noisily no dead fish slavering now. oh well, only 14 minutes left...... * Curelach hands Hauke a hammer Hauke: I don't remember that I find these to be rather helpful tools. * Hauke scratches his (censored by Bill Clinton) with it. or... * Hauke scratches his (bill Clinton) with it. Innovative use I must say. quite original. A 4.2 degree of difficulty. Nice execution. ouch.... not the execution word... Swinging a 22 oz. framing hammer at my (Bill Clinton) makes me rather (Bill Clinton) nervous. I would have to add a 4.0 for the sheer stupidity factor. <^glory^> the new (expletive deleted) -- we finally got over Watergate uh...huh... uh... huh... huh... that was cool..... or something. How should we grade the (Bill Clinton) pucker factor? hahaha <^glory^> now, instead of "he went (expletive deleted) postal," we have "he went (clinton) postal" 10 minutes left... what happens in 10 minutes? grrrrrr I can have sound back! ? Ok, you (Bill Clinton) lost me. I can grokk glory <^glory^> you're (Bill Clinton) making me (Bill Clinton) laugh, curelacher wow..he's just (clinton) amazin' :) <^glory^> if he'd stop throwing explosives under his chair, his computer probably wouldn't be so nervous hehehehe * Curelach peers under the chair, looking......hoping.... Whew! I was (Bill Clinton) nervous there for a second. heya pitch Let me repeat myself, my (Bill Clinton) sound files are on a (Bill Clinton) floptical so as not to waste valuable (Hillary Clinton) HD space. I'm currently using another (Chelsea Clinton) disk to download some rather large (Socks Clinton) files from finland. My sound file disk is not in the (Bill Clinton) drive. Therefore it is rather difficult for me to access them every (bill Clinton) time you (Bill Clinton) send a sound request. :) * Curelach stares in awe at Haukes potty mouth oh..my virgin ears..:) Now, 5 minutes and 40 seconds left. :) 2:50 uh oh... :) <^glory^> that one belongs on the MensaBot's homepage, hauke :) <^glory^> I think this whole exchange belongs there Just wait till we to use the (dole) expletives. Then it gets interesting. <^glory^> and watch out for that (Buchanan) incoming Should I send another, or would that be (Buchanan) it? <^glory^> I don't (Gramm) think so, curelachalachalacha whoops, cought with my pants down * Curelach explains to his fingers the importance of proper spelling, but they are having none of it. no! not the (buchanan)!! Anything but that! sure, it's a free world (except for the US internet) isn't it? Lookit (Forbes) kngfan!! Could be worse; could be a (Ted Kennedy) problem.... * Curelach looks for the naked women. Nope, none here, no swaeting the Kennedy thing. (botched attempt at Gaelic) yeah, should've been nae, not no. :)